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What I eat my Trix cereal with.
Guy1: Trix is the best
Guy2: What the fuck, why are you shoving your face in your bowl?
Guy1: Thats how you eat it...
Guy2: Yo nigga try this shit, it's called a spoon
Guy1: Damn, kickass
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1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.
2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.
3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
1.
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you
2.
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.
3.
C: lets go to legoland
H: naaaah.
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
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The worst possible way to die...
Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.
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Someone who is beyond an idiot
Did you see the shit Steve was doing last night?
Yeah he's such a spoon.
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Possibly the best band to come out of Texas. It consists of Britt Daniel (vocals, piano, etc.), Jim Eno (drums), and various temporary members. Elektra records had them for a while, but Merge records signed them after being dropped.
Music Lover: Hey - you should pick up "Kill the Moonlight" by Spoon.
Indie Snob: Don't even talk about a band as mainstream as Spoon in my presence.
Music Lover: So what they're in Time magazine! They're still good!
Indie Snob: (groans) ok... fine... (immediately gets addicted)
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Battle cry of the cartoon character "the tick"
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-uh!
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Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.
What's 9+10?
Idk
Awl, you spoon!