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Yelled during the viewing of a sporting event by a non-sports fan when surrounded by sports fans. Non-sports yells "SPORTS" when he or she does not know what is going on in a given but wants to feel as though they are contributing.
Fan 1: "C'mon ref!"
Fan 2: "What a shitty call!"
Fan 3: "Let em' play! It's the fourth quarter for christ's sake!"
Fan 4: "SPORTS!"
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1. verb. The process of throwing a sporting ball, such as a football or mandarin, to a forewarned but nevertheless unsuspecting workmate, teammate or stranger (but never spouse or pet). An initiator, termed a ‘sportor’, expresses their desire to instigate ‘sport’ by firmly stating “Sport!”, usually preceded by the name of the recipient, termed a 'sportee'.
Note: To have succeeded at sport is to catch the sported object; to fail is to be struck unflatteringly or critically by said sported object.
"Sport is a great team building exercise!"
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any activity that one can practice, AND compete in with others on different levels (eg. by class, district, state, national, etc).
Squash may not be as athletically challenging and demanding as football, but it is a sport.
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games but are taken overly seriously at times. people take insults on their sports personal. its kinda funny
guy one: hey man no offense but i think your sport is kinda boring.
guy two: your mom's a hooker and your a faggot so fuck off
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An athletic competition that is objectively scored.
Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.
Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.
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The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.
Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation
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