Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy

I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me

spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom

"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"

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spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

spruce

someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or 'sprucing').
Order of Spruce:
Spruce McGinty - lil bit of a Spruce
Spruce McGriggins - more of a Spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
Spruce Baily - average Spruce
Spruce McGoy - Big Spruce (total twat)
SPRUCE MCDUFF - ULTIMATE WANKSTAIN!!

omd, that dude over there is a total spruce McGinty

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spruce

The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.

"Lets hit the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"

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spruce

a word that originated from a simpsons episode presumably meaning good, a-ok, excellent.

Man1:heres that poo porn you wanted.
(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)

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