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Take a piss.
Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.
Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.
Man 1: Where's Donny?
Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.
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to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.
I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.
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To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.
I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.
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The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.
"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"
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The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
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When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.
Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.
I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.
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After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.
"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"
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