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Squibbing

The state of being in which you are intoxicanted to such a great extent that you feel as if you're melting and therefore useless as a human .

'dude did you see Bedgie up there by the speakers?
'yeah man he was fucking squibbing!'

by Squibber23 November 21, 2019


squib

People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.

Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.

by t0mbr0chill March 20, 2008

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squib

A dud.(used as a derogatory comment)

Guy 1: He looks like a Squib.
Guy 2: Ooo burn on the Squib.

by XeroExp January 19, 2005

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Squib

A short, witty, satirical comment in speech or writing.

He enjoyed sending squibs to the local newspaper.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

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squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola May 26, 2011

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Squib

A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.

I'm proud to be a squib.

by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 5, 2013

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squib

<Noun> A member of a pure-blood wizarding family with no magical powers because of some defect in the person's anatomy.

The janitor at Hogwarts is a squib, and cannot perform magic of any kind.

by Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic July 1, 2005

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