Rural Dictionary

squibbly

A verbal ejaculation of sorts discharged via flesh pen; most often experienced by authors after a prolonged period of writer's block (a.k.a) writer's priapism. The final result being a 'squibbly' or sudden burst of white creative pearl jam onto Big Chief steno pad. Similar to a brain fart but differing in that a very tangible and proteinaceous goo is yielded, often requiring the services of a Latina maid and or clean up crew.

Tucker, one of many men suffering from writer's priapism, had been working on the same sentence of the first paragraph of the same novel for seven years. One night in Tibet, while working on his novel and simultaneously downloading porn via Rapidshare, a 'squibbly' discharged from the flesh pen betwixt his crotch, darting across his room in an F1-Tomcat-like fashion and, unfortunately, outside his open window and onto his gay neighbor Bryce's bougainvillea garden.

The 'squibbly' or unannounced burst of creative goo remained irretrievable due to the fact that the bougainvillea garden resided next to a local Tibetan glory hole den. Tod's protection had been seized by customs on his flight to Tibet. The adamantium buttplug, which Tod normally bore in his asshole for such occasions, had failed to bypass the metal detectors at LAX.

Tod sighed with depression, wishing that he had been sporting a flack catching device.

by Trout Appleseed May 10, 2010

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