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a country of short people with long names ruled by large men with large mustaches
sri lankans like to rename their airports
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a beautiful country with tropical breezes and
with snobby ass men
who think women are lower
than men
and always laughinig
cuz they're idiots
"Have u been to Sri Lanka " _Chrissy
"yes it's beatiful"-SHAni
"but all those stupid ass men "-Dilu
"ya i kno " -Shani
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A country of short brown men referred to, historically, as the Sri-Unit.
yo dawg, my name is priyadharshanamangalam, i'm from sri lanka!
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The future name of the detroit pistons when they are bankrupted due to being horibble at basketball, and then sold to a business man who will move the team to Sri Lanka.
Announcer: Now entering the game for your Sri Lanka Pistons, Ben... and he just got shot.
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Small country, big names. The team which surprises one and all in World Tournaments. They are the finalists of the first edition of the World Safety World Series and would look to go one step ahead in the upcoming edition.
Sri Lanka Legends were so close to take it all away!!
A Sri Lanka hotdog is a penis that has ejaculated in an anus and is pulled from aforementioned anus and immediately inserted in the person's mouth.
Damn that chick was so hot after the ass bang, she pulled that Sri Lanka Hotdog out and had dessert...
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A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!
Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!
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