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Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.

Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"

by GL1980 July 28, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Statist

The belief that all people from a certain state are the same.

Chad "All the people in California smoke weed."
Mandy "Chad, you're such a statist."

Tommy "Everyone in the state of Texas rides horses."

Amber "Tommy, don't be a statist."
state racism prejudice stereotype judgemental country

by abish93 March 24, 2015

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Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.

Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.

by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth April 23, 2011

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statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

82๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan May 27, 2011

75๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Statistics

The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.

Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."

by PolarBearKorean July 30, 2011

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