some weird shit
Guy 1: did you see that minecraft steve nsfw
Guy 2: that was some weird shit
A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen
Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.
A boy called Isaac who gets grade 3
Isaac is Minecraft Steve
Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.
Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy