One of the second strongest video game characters because he can life the entire freaking universe
Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣
Daddy needs steve from minecraft
18👍 9👎
'steve from minecraft' is hot but is also a bitch
Damn he's such a STEVE FROM MINECRAFT
when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow
"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"
"Idk i was bored."
1👍 1👎
A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
THICC steve is tho most thiccest, most beautiful creature on this planet. Even tho he shaped like a cube, doesn’t mean he don’t got those dummy THICC thighs 😩
“ayo did u see THICC steve from minecraft?”
“yeah. he was looking mega THICC”
3👍 2👎