Strump

A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.

Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"

Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."

strump

another word for stock

He was buying 1000 strumps of GM, and 1000 strumps of Golden Sachs, to see which he lost first.

Strumping

German origin
Having a fit, when someone is whinnying or complaining.

Aaron is always strumping when he has to go to work.
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