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Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.
Stump just ate my dad, I think shes a vole.
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A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.
rich people, bmw drivers, lexus drivers, people in hillsborough,nj, tree stumps
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A person who is non-participatory during the act of sexual intercourse. Similar to a deadfish however more sexually unenjoyable based on lack of experience, skill, or natural fucking ability. Generally a woman. Often of high status or attractiveness (but also commonly having the IQ of a vegetable) that many men wouldn't bother telling to get her act together in the sack.
friend: so..?
victim: I don't want to talk about it.
friend: oh come on bitch wtf happened?
victim: She was a stump and I fucked her like one. (I may as well have gone out and fucked one in the woods)
friend: aww shit. sucks that some girls don't realize they can be HORRIBLE in bed regardless of their genetics right? Did you give her a hint?
victim: nah man she probably wouldn't react well to critizism. she's so far up there on her self appointed high horse. i just fucked her like a ragdoll while trying to inflict as much pain as possible. choked her out.
friend: that a kid
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Someone whose gender is not distinguishable or recognizable at first glance. An "It".
Like a tree stump, you can only tell how old it is.
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noun: When the amputated limb is inserted into an orfice in the body
"That old man stumped me!"
"That skeetclops stumps like crazy"
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A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
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A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?
I stumped her!
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