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A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?
I stumped her!
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Cought unaware, ignorant
Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!
Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!
During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
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When you get an answer to a question wrong
How old am I?
20?
No, i'm 21.
Dammit, I just got stumped!
Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on
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When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.
I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!
I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard
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The dismemberment of every limb
The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
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Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping
"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
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