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n. A term used by promiscuous women/gays to describe sex with a dick. The guy attached to the dick is immaterial in this context as the fucking is most always a minor amusement that will soon be forgotten.
Suck the dick, make it hard. Stick it in, have some fun...
Veronica: Goin to a bar to bring back some suck and fuck, you wanna come?
Betty: No thanks. Archie is taking me to the movies!
Veronica: Yeuch. He's got a pencil dick and barely lasts a minute! You should come w/me instead...
Betty: Oh Veronica, you're so mean!
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Sucking a fuck is a combination of a blow job and straight up fucking. The chick is on her back, while the dude literally fucks her in the mouth forcefully thrusting his dick in and out of the hole on her face. A bit of flexibility is involved for the guy ...and a whole lot of props for the girl.
Girl, last night I was giving this dude a blow job and he climbed on top, mounted my face like a spider monkey, and humped my face. I now know how to suck a fuck.
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When you suck and fuck for money on the side or for pure enjoyment.
Can be used as a insult or a term of endearment (depends on how you say it).
1. "hey fuck you suck and fuck motorcycle gangs for a fucking living"
2. "you stupid suck and fuck"
3. "How about a little suck and Fuck"
4. "All those little fuckers are suck and fucks, they ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
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To establish a partial vacuum with ones mouth around a physical sexual encounter in an attempt to draw nourishment from a couples custard cannon and pantie hamster.
im so hungry i could suck a fuck
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How exactly does one suck a fuck?
"Go suck a fuck"
"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"
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When you promise you will only perform oral, but end up going the whole way.
On our second date I promised myself I'd only suck, but ended up doing a suck and fuck.
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A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
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