One who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.
Ima give some kneepads to that sucksess bitch who stole my promotion.
1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck
Your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.
In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.
(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.
"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."
"SUCKCESS!!"
Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".
Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.
Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.
guy1: what a suckcessful game!
guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.
guy1: I know.
When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."