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When in the middle of anal intercourse with a lady older than 70 (who has chain smoked so much her once femiine voice has changed into a more masculine one) upon climax releases a gas that smells of sulfur which scorches your penis
oh man i got a Sulfur Burn last night!
how are you still alive??
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A not-for-profit music project based out of North Florida, with subject matter stretching to the far corners of the universe. It is devoted to transcendental music compositions, layering instruments with various noises and atmospheric vibrances. It is a gas cloud blooming backward a 3-petaled flower hanging limp behind the ear of god. The visual art corresponding to this work is created for the sleepy parts of your brain, the parts that dare to dream but with no colorful reference. Sleeping giants, if you will. The crucial ligaments of cognition resting under blankets of drone-media on pillows of television screens. Sulfur Monsoon was created to wake you up.
"that dope music project is subterrestrial! it must be Sulfur Monsoon."
"those flowers are blooming on the opposite side of the rainbow spectrum. it reminds me of Sulfur Monsoon lyrics."
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A area in the Tampa Florida area that is extremely ghetto and infested with niggers and good football players. If one were to survive walking through the area they would need an armored car with many guns. there are some positives to this area you can pick up many girls by the alpine liquor store for a special price. The main street going through the springs is Nebraska avenue behind the dog track.
I was in the Sulfur springs to pick up a prostitute and buy drugs and recruit football players.
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Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.
Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!
More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.
Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!
Also known as Potassium Yttrium Sulfide. If somebody mentions this to you, they are quite literally saying KYS. As always, when somebody tells you to KYS, it is either a sign of true friendship or they fucking hate you.
Kentucky Inbred Male: heya doc i just pipe mi cousin! fuck 12!
Doctor: I can prescribe a 10mg dose of Potassium Yttrium Sulfur. Please administer rectally.
Kentucky Inbred Male: tanks doc! hit me up wid da addys next time!
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when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid
I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.
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