Surf and Turf

A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).

Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?

Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.

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Surf and Turf

A co-ed party where roughly the same amount of clam and sausage is present.

The party wasn't a clam bake or sausage fest, it was a surf and turf.

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surf in turf

What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.

Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!

surf and turf

(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.

(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.

(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.

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Surf and Turf

A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.

Dude, I've seen her with men and women. She's a total Surf and Turf. Hit that up!

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surf and turf

sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'

"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"

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Surf and turf

When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.

"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."

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