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A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
A law with corollaries outlining the Murphy's Law of Surfing:
When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
"Dude, I got worked by six mackin' double overhead freight trains on my paddle out. It was like total enforcement of Surfy's Law!"
What happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). Usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into calices. Bleeding may occur.
Ways to prevent: Don't keep your hands on the deck of the board when going out to catch a wave. Drag the board by the leg rope instead.
A: hey, how was the surf?
B: It was great except now i have surfie's hand! God, it hurts!
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To be wishy-washy, or sketch-like. When a person or situation seems mysterious, but in a situation that shouldn't be.
Dude that girl is so surfy, she never tells anyone where she goes.
A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.
"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."
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