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A Gourmet Family Meal for the WHITE TRASH FAMILY, its healthy nutricious and those little fuckers with the mullets just love em!!
EX. 1. Hey ma, can u put another one of them darn T.V. Dinners in the microwave, im as hungry as a rat in a trailer park.
EX. 2. Damn woman i come home spectin u thave some god damn food cooked for me, and all i come home to is this raggedy ass T.V. Dinner, come over heyah so i can slap the salt out your mouth Biatch!!!
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That ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.
Guy 1: "Yo, John. Turn the channel back. My T.V. Telepathy is telling me the show is back on."
Guy 2: "No way, man. It's only been a minute."
(Three minutes later)
Guy 1: "Way to go. We missed who the killer is."
Guy 2: "Sorry I didn't trust your T.V. Telepathy."
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A method of sexual exploration involving:
1. Kill your girlfriend
2. Put her in the freezer
3. Stick her in the microwave until she is nice and toasty.
4. Serve with tortilla chips
That bitch was totally uptight, youknowwhatimean? I mean she was cold baby, she wouldn't do anything, not oral, anal, the reach around, or even have an orgy with 2 other girls and a man in a Santa Claus outfit. But I fixed that when I unleashed the T.V. Dinner on her.
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British TV show which American's constantly refer to as "The British version of Jackass", even though the original release date of 14/01/2000 precedes the the original release date of Jackass by almost 8 months, and the quality of humour is staggeringly higher due to the genius that is Dom Joly.
British person: "If you like your comedy shows, you should give Trigger Happy T.V. a watch...it's one of the funniest programmes ever."
American: "ye dude isnt that totally like the british version of jackass?"
British person: "Stupid yank."
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A show similar to, but much better than, Jackass. Dom Jolly is the man.
HELLO?! YEAH I'M IN THE MOVIES! NO, ITS RUBBISH, ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!
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An excellent television show that bears no relation to the MTV show Jackass because is consists practical jokes acted out in public, as opposed to physical stunts.
Hey, you know that show Trigger Happy T.V.?
Yes, and it sure isnt anything like Jackass!
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Pretty much no one cares about them
You: Why am I getting this stupid ad?
T.V Host: Please watch our FBI T.V shows with no effort put into them right now!