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1. A word used to describe a person as a buffoon or neanderthal. 2. A person with an IQ under 40. 3. A person who can't go ten seconds without saying "football team". 4. A coach who leads his team to failure at the end of the season. 5. A person who's head is stuck in his/her ass for the remainder of his/her lifetime.
After using both of my challenges in the first 3 minutes and running a WR option down by less than a touchdown near the end of the 4th quarter, I realized I was suffering from Mike Tice syndrome.
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Nice titties. Similar to pig latin. An off shoot of tig ol' bitties. Firm and perky, nice areola (little to no brail) to nipple to breast ratio, good coloration. More than a handful is generally smiled upon.
Can also be abbreviated to "tice ol' nits"
Damn, boy! You see dat Scar Jo? She got dem TICE ol' nitties...
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A tacky alcoholic beverage which blatantly and shamelessly exchanges the value of the hard work and dedication of those who want positive social change for a frighteningly-rapid ethanol infusion.
Recipe:
-1 part "joose" filler (energy drink, fruit juice, kool-aid, etc.)
-17 parts liquor
Person 1: "I believe that I can bring a measure of social justice to this town that it has not seen before."
Person 2: "Pshaw. Forget 'justice'. Let's go get crunk on some social Juice-tice!"
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Tea ice- when you freeze cold brew tea. It keeps your drinks without watering it down. I highly recommend using Snarky Tea.
I would like some tequila and Tice
The best Appalachian bigfoot hunter known for the saying go get that son of a bitch.
That man is a John trapper Tice
Someone says something that you already know and have observed, firsthand. A portmanteau of know and noticed.
Person 1: I don't care for the color yellow.
Person 2: I know-ticed. (You previously told me this & you never choose it to wear.)