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The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:

Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised

Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"

by Packies November 2, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV

Something you use to watch your favorite shows on. Often used to watch Netflix as well. Many eat popcorn while using this.

Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today, Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"

by tangentjif April 21, 2017

123๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV

The worst way of using best technologies.

I've got 110 channels on my tv and there's nothing to watch.

by flatroze September 26, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


tv

transvestite

by TBonz August 19, 2003

137๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV

A TV is essentially box containing moving pictures, accompanied by sound, designed to reverse the effects of education in adults, seniors, and children. It is occasionally referred to as a boob tube, a television, and various other names. It corrupts the minds of a nations people. It is everywhere you go. There is no escape. NONE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Before TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "12"
After TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "plus..?"

by Jesse Wilkerson November 14, 2007

61๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV

"TV" stands for "Taylor's version", which is used to differentiate re-recorded versions of Taylor Swift's albums due to problems with her previous label.

- Did you listen to "All too well 10 minutes version"?
- Of course, if it's on Red TV"

by moontv January 5, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

by Lil Duff 2008 December 6, 2008

69๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž