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New electronic gadget from Apple.
I sent her an e-mail from my Apple Tablet.
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Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.
Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.
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Tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. Also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be classed as a tablet.
I've just been for a 'Tablet'
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(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.
You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.
(90% of competitive Fortnite players)
opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.
These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.
By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...
- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!
A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!
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