Taco Bell

The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.

"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."

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Taco Bell

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.

Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!

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Taco Bell

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.

Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?

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Taco Bell

The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.

I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.

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Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

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taco bell

most effective laxative known to man.

"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"

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taco bell

slang for laxatives

the anorexic chick took some taco bell and was shitting her guts out.

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