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taekwondo

"The way of the hand and the foot".Corean martial based on the 2000 year old matial art taekyon.One of the most effectiv martial arts known for powerful and fast kicks aswell as for spectacular jumping kick technics. there are two styles of taekwondo: the full-contact tkd,which is actually more a sport then a martial art, and the so called "classic" tkd,
the true tkd, involving allso hand, knee and ellbow technics, more appropriate for the times where yo have to beat the crap out of someone while wanting to entertain your friends and impress the girls.

I Luv Taekwondo!!!!!!!

by Oxo October 1, 2005

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taekwondo

a very fun sport that many men women and children as young as 3 practice. its fun, but is challenging and great exercise. i've been practicing taekwondo for almsot 3 years now, and i've made many new friends and have acquired many new skills. i am currently the top of my class and i now have a true love for taekwondo, and now i teach there too. in taekwondo, people may say its "wimpy" n shit like that because we wear gear and don't punch and whatever rumors go around. but yes, we do punch, and for all those douches who think its stupid. it takes a LOT of strategy, especially when sparring. one wrong move can cost you the game, and its just as aggressive as other sport such as football or basketball. and yes, we do wear gear, why? because some kids are not as prepared and not as strong as another, and to prevent any injuries, we put on guards.and if youre thinking "well if theyre nto as prepared, then why pair those two up?" well, its because in competition its by AGE and belt not by experience or watever. i've sparred kids half my size and who werent as good as me, so i've had to CONTROL my power and not totally kill them. i would have to use my speed instead of power. that's called CONTROL. just going ballistic against someone isnt a sport. if it was mugging could be a god damn sport.

and btw without guards , it wouldn't help us create "toughness" or whatever, it would just hurt us, and we could never learn from our mistakes coz almost everyone would be afraid to spar, really just pushing us away form wat we love to do. lets see you douches who try to insults taekwondo as being a boring non contact sport try to fight us without guards. some of us kick as hard as hell, in my taekwondo, we've had quite a few broken bones and sprained ankles that happened during sparring, WITH the guards on, and that means we kick pretty damn hard to kick through those guards and still break the bone(i've done this by ACCIDENT many times.. and im only 12 you assholes!!). and it takes a lot of strength, courage,control, and strategy to compete in taekwondo. strategy to predict your opponents moves;courage to fight another who is much larger or stronger than you;control to be able to lower your power if face with a smaller, or less experienced child, and strength to follow through in your kicks and to go to your best of you ability and to be proud of yourself when you do.
if you are a true athlete, you must have a love of your sport, as i do. i <3 taekwondo

by k3taekwondo May 14, 2011

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taekwondo

A matrial i art i use to defend myself in sticky situations it is not a mere hobby it is a way of LIFE!

Me im a great example eyah! think you could spar with me at taekwondo?

by Grand Master Jen-gi Guatamouri March 7, 2006

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taekwondo

A stupid gay martial art with nothing but kicks, where everyone wears padded armor and isn't allowed to punch, so their arms just dangle around as they jump and spin and fall down. No taekwondo "martial arts" have ever succeeded in mixed martial arts or in life.

the stupid shitty olympic taekwondo on youtube was called the world bouncing championships by the olympic's own accouncer

by DarkX444 August 31, 2010

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World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck

1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!

by MW2CuBu November 28, 2009

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American Sport TaeKwonDo Union

Provides an organized union of Martial Artist to help provide Superior Instruction in Martial Arts. Also, holds several Championship Tournaments each year.

American Sport TaeKwonDo Union is a Family Oriented Organization, who's headquarter is in Alabama

by luv 4 martial arts September 4, 2007

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taekwondo

taekwondo is a Korean martial art that is a very effective martial art. its focuses on kicks, punches, etc

'what martial art do you practice." Dane says "taekwondo" Chanze says

by tkdking2662 October 9, 2019