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TOTAL KIKE DEATH

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4CHAN user: TKD

by rnought October 16, 2023

765πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


TKD

TKD is an abbreviation for "Taking a dump"
While many often use this abbreviation to mean Tae Kwon Do, they are mistaken. When someone tells you they are going to TKD for an hour of practice, now you know what they are really doing for that hour of 'practice'

AssaultedCracker1: Im going to take my TKD classes, ttyl dude
Demosthenes425: Hahahaha, have fun dude.
Demosthenes 425: Hope it comes out easy
AssaultedCracker1: What?
Demosthenes425: Nothing... good luck

by Bob Sage April 18, 2007

98πŸ‘ 170πŸ‘Ž


TKD

Time Kills Deals

Manager: Bro! You waited too long to close that deal.

Agent: Sorry boss, I thought they were on the hook.

Manager: C'mon, man. You know TKD!

by In it to win it July 30, 2018

9πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


tkd

Abbreviation of Taekwondo, which is Korean for "The way of the hand and foot." When taekwondo is referred to as "TKD," it is usually by those who think of the martial art as a sport, which is a perversion of the original intent of its creators.

Although taekwondo is powerfull in the hands of those who use it correctly, those who treat the martial art as a game generally miss much of the things that this art has to offer. They are the ones that say "you don't want to mess with me, I'm a black belt!" or the ones that care more about rank than actually learning anything. By no means are all those who practice the art of taekwondo like this, though.

TKD guy: "It's so good that they put TKD in the onlympics! Now I can bodachagee people on live television!"
Taekwondo guy: "So what? What does it prove when you kick somone in the face? That you can kick harder? Does it really make you any better?"

by Ninja guy March 23, 2007

117πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


tkd

taekwondo. the most sperior martial art in the world. kungfu is just a messy dance.

by unknown September 6, 2003

97πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


tkd

Also known as Tae Kwon Do it is a foolish and inneffective martial art that also happens to be the largest in America. TKD is not effective and should not be taken seriously.

Bob had a black belt in TKD and was beaten to a bloody pulp by a 6 year old girl.

by World War Cheese September 24, 2006

66πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


Anja Tkd

Anja Tkd is a balkan tiktoker that says n-word and kurči se on tiktok. She is also famous as Paőteta.

β€œWho is anja tkd?”
β€œMy idol, she says nword tooπŸ₯°β€

by gipsyyy December 31, 2021

27πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž