take it easy

To do a tad bit less than what you want to do.

Patient / Endurance Runner: (had surgery to remove tumor in leg and has 5" incision in thigh... Ran half-marathon the day before surgery and a 50km run 3 weeks before surgery.)

Surgeon Doc: "you can start running again after 2 weeks, if you really want to, but you need to take it easy, to start off with."

Patient / Endurance Runner: (runs 2 miles with a few breaks to walk some, exactly 2 weeks after surgery.)

Physical Therapist Doc: "I think you are doing too much... You need to take it easy."

Patient / Endurance Runner: "I thought running 2 miles with breaks is taking it easy. It's a lot less than running 31 miles." ...

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take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

Take it easy, Atlas

What you tell some douche who's trying to dump his burden on you.

1st guy: "None of this would have happened to me if you hadn't started that shit."

2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"

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Take it easy, tiger

While having anal intercourse a girl/guy may say "WOAH TAKE IT EASY TIGER"

Mike; *Whips it out* "Let me get it in"
Bob; "Okay, but take it easy, tiger!"

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take r easy

easily take something.

take r easy.. if shes that easy take her twice!

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Take it easy cowboy

Means when a guy is fucking a woman he needs to slow down pumping is he won't cum to soon and can keep on fucking. Often told to him by the woman because she likes to have sex longer so she can cum too.

When he fucks her she always has to tell him,"take it easy cowboy".

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Taking The Easy Way Out

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

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