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when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece
fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.
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A Major League baseball franchise located in St. Petersburg, Florida
With their nucleus of young talent and skilled minor league players, the Tampa Bay Rays will be a force to be reckoned with in the coming years.
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Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs
The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.
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The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3
Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?
Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!
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a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen
Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.
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Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.
After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.
Receiving a rim job on your back while simultaneously getting a hand job with your legs up in the air, imitating a snorkel.
Damn, Justin...did you really get a Tampa Bay Snorkel from that GILF after she banged Mandingo?