A person who usually lays low, is kinda shy, gets good grades, and someone who you would think is a teacherβs pet. But when you become a friends with them, you will realise how much a Tarquin will swear, use satire, and fuck around. Basically, a good kid with good grades at day, but a savage and incredibly funny and edgy person at night.
You know, this Tarquin is actually a lot more relatable than you think.
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a person who is freinds with many and is a joking asshole to them he means no harm but when a fight comes up he comes out on top
wow look at tarquin he just kick their ass with out a sweat
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Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.
She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker
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A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine
Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
Username: Whodini
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A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.
I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.
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when you follow through after a vigorous fart
'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'
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An upscale magician who teaches thousands of magicians online how to perform magic.
David Blaine all other great magicians of the world were taught by Churchwell tarquin
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