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A queen that you’ll love as soon as u see her, she’s kinda the hottest girl you’ll ever meet, people seem to like writing shit ab her on urban dictionary but thats bc I have her and they dont
“Stop writing shit ab teija makela on urban dictionary!”
“Make me!”
Teija Is Really Stoopid
part 3 bitches
Teija Is Really Stoopid
*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10
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Teija Again Lol
EVEN
MORE
YEARS
LATER
Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!
VERY
LOTS
YEARS
LATER
I
THINK
70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!
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