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The dating app for underage children
Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.
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when something is creamy and/or moist
darryl is so tender, creamy and moist
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(1)A fine YOUNG Man who is obviously too young for a Real Woman to be involved with. Age difference of maybe 6-12 years (i.e) Woman: Age 27 Tender Age 19 (2) One whose order at McDonald's would probably be Chicken Nuggets with an orange soda
Guy: (smiling)Hey Ma! How you doin today? You lookin all fine, can I call you later on?
Girl: (blushing) Oh that's so sweet!...You look kinda young for me, How old are you?
Guy: Aww Baby, I'm a grown ass man. I'll be 22 in December
Girl: (laughing) Awwww! Your'e still a chicken tender. Can I buy you a Happy Meal or something? LOL
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Goalie found on a Northern Virginia ice hockey team. Anything but soft, known for his lewd comments and references to misogynistic ways.
Tender was into necrophilia, until the undertaker caught him.
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Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.
Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.