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Only the best written fanfiction on the Internet that has ever been known to include violence, sex, love, and Harry Styles.
Kayla: Have you read Dark?
Sam: ERMMAHGERD IT'S PERFECT
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the dark, it shows you things, horrible things. i won't go back there
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N. A person of african heritage with an extremely dark complection and aswell owns a suade couch which someone has "grinded" there feet into.
F*ck your couch you darkness, black majic evil mutherf*ckers.
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You: Hello, darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: hi, guess who's back ;)
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The best band to come out of East Anglia or infact the whole of England. Fronted by Justin Hawkins, with an amazing voice & also an awesome guitar-playing ability, The Darkness truly enjoy everything they do, unlike some other bands who really take temselves too seriously. They were never a 'joke band' for the simple fact that they can actually play their instruments WELL. Just because they don't take thmeselves too seriously doesn't mean they are a comedy act.
Line up also includes : Axe Wielding God Dan Hawkins, Fantastic Bassist Richie Edwards, and Skins Batterer Ed Graham.
The Darkness ROCK. End Of.
The Darkness come up with the most fantastic lyrics, including 'I've never seen a bail of hay move so fast..She was a bona-fide forking genius'English Country Garden
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Wide-nosed, delirious mothafuckas who are cold as ice. They should have NEVER gave those niggas money.
RIP Rick James, you will always be the OG Superfreak. Fuck MC Hammer.
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