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a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his dick is and how short he is.
wow, such a nice monster truck... the man who owns it must suffer from short guy syndrome. I feel so bad for the poor little man.):
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A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.
Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?
Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
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A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships
Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys
Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."