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An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.
Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"
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The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.
I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!
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When a guy sits in the corner and watches a couple engage in anal activities. When the male ejaculates in her anus the slurpy grabs a straw and sucks out the jizz out of the females anus.
Bro can I slurpy your girl tonight?
When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.
Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night
The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?
Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.
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