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A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.
A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.
While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
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a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.
i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.
jim is an anal assasin.
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A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.
oh great hear comes my wife the fun assain.
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1) My wife.
2) Black hole of amusement. (For instance, building a home-made catapult and having fun hurling dog droppings into the yard across the street. This person would instantly make that unfunny and make you stop.)
3) A person so anti-funny that if you mixed humor and this person together, the resulting explosion would rip away Earth's atmosphere and make it an unliveable planet for thousands of years.
"Shit, here she comes. Damn fun assasin. Hide the catapult."
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A well known Counterstrike Source team that used private cheats to their advantage during league matches. Unfortunately, only two out of the eight members were convicted of cheating. They no longer compete in any league and its members have since gone in separate directions.
Anon1: Damn, those kids are more blatant than Popular Assassins.
Anon2: Nah dude, Popular Assasins are the most blatant ever.
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The most effective anti-women spray, used worldwide by over 400 thousand sigma gamers
Person 1: if Markiplier mentioned Arcade Assasin in one of his videos, his subscriber count would drop by half or more
Person 2: who the hell starts a conversation like this?!?
whos that fat chick in the corner?
dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!
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