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To evade, shirk, avoid, flee or hide from a potentially beneficial obligation in favor of using drugs or alcohol.
(Derived from Barret Robbins' no show at the 2003 Super Bowl, when he took off to Tijuana the night before)
Mike Barret Robbinsed his date with Michelle to go watch the football game at a bar.
Jim Barret Robbinsed his job interview to go tailgating with his friends at the game.
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A middle school in Louisville Kentucky where all the dumb kids go because they can’t afford a private school. Instead they are told to feel privileged because they’re in a magnet program. Most of these sped kids then go to Male Highschool.
“I’m a proud graduate of Barret TMS!”
Translation: “I somehow passed middle school with a 2.0 GPA”
A lot like amazon Alexa except made by some middle school kids and has no real purpose and cannot do very little which makes it bad it isn't even a real thing why am I defining this
Kid 1:Do yOU uSE bArReT bARExa
Kid 2:No iT smeLLEEE
Kid 1:nO u
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The m82 barret is a long-range anti-material rifle developed with the purpose of penetrating amour but is currently used against personnel resulting in the non-existence of upper torsos. it is chambered in .50 caliber rounds and is probably the most epic gun ever
you see a Taliban and line up the shot you fire and the shot hits him in the stomach but then his stomach disappears in less than a second the m82 barret has done its thing
A very dangerous man!! Mr barret is one person you don’t want to f*** with. He comes across many wannabe fia gangstas and smarts arses in their youth and turns them into real sotias, he makes you pick up rubbish at lunch if you come late to school then makes you wait outside his office while he looks for his next victim. Do not try to outsmart mr barret because he knows his students every move and always 2 steps ahead of ya, he’s a MATHEMATICIAN, Make sure you turn up to all your final exams because Mr Barret gets the sh*ts when you waste his precious time when he could be in the quad initiating some juniors. And one more thing DONT FORGET YOUR TIE, If you forget your tie or don’t own one then don’t bother coming to school or else he will take your soul and finish yo punk a** off like Mortal kombat. Remember the name Mr barret, fortitudo is his cry.
Mr Barret
The act of running inti your brother taking a dump and repeatedly slapping his luscious breasts while making him call you daddy.
The dirty Barret is a good prank
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when a woman has her period and she queefs on the male during sex
Alexis was riding Mike when she gave him a rasberry barret
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