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Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.
"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."
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A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.
"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."
"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."
"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
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to be drunk and high at the same time
Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.
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bast is short for bastard. But can also be used as a term of endearment.
Dont be a bast.
or
I love you basts.
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A particularly devious bastard
Ohh, you're a right cheeky bast!
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When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.
Yo, me and mike are spit roasting this chick, Chris u wanna do the basting?
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The act of delivering an absolute montage of compliments to the desired subject. Often commonly done by method of awkward slam poetry. The best way to do this is to over exaggerate the flattery to the point of absolute cringe and disgust.
The exact opposite of roasting.
Hey bro, you're going to get a bad basting if you keep being such a good friend.
Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.
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