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This verb, coined by the Hall of Fame football player Terry Bradshaw, describes the following 12 step process:
1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"
Kyle debated giving Kim a Dirty Sanchez or perhaps a Donkey Punch, but Bradshawed her instead. Kim's ass really felt reamed after she got Bradshawed.
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Slowly turning around and falling on your ass in the style of Ahmad Bradshaw's Super Bowl XLVI touchdown.
Did you see that girl bradshawing over there?
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The art of using a long ranged melee weapon to decimate your opponent in mortal combat.
Holy shit I jus bradshaw'd that entire fuckin team
A closed-minded, ignorant, ugly man or woman who sub-consciously practices racism, sexism, and homophobia and every other phobia or ism there is. Is always wrong about everything.
"That guy thought Rise Against was a metal band. What a fucking Bradshaw!"
"God, he talks the talk but he sure doesn`t walk the walk. Total Bradshaw."
ex. Everything older than 5 minutes is unknown and soggy; "old people music"
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a gay club in congleton(cheshire).
Hey BOYS! Coming down congleton 2 bradshaws?? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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1) The act of receiving a good or service for significantly less than market value
2) To barter the price of a good or service down to a previously unrealistic level
3) To receive a good, service, or experience for free by manipulating the rules and regulations of a game
"How much did you pay for that vacation?"
"Not a penny! I Bradshawed my way there using my credit card points I 'earned' by 'buying money."
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Created the band I'm Not Paul Bradshaw. He's the person you want to be but can't because no one is in fact Paul Bradshaw. Not Even Paul Bradshaw. It is almost another name for human because he, just like you is human. No one knows who or where he came from or why he is all over your myspace and facebook, but he's there, and he doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Back in the day, you would only hear the world Paul come before McCartney and Bradshaw coming after Terry, but now, Paul(AKA'd as Jesus in some religious groups) has created something that cannot be destroyed by man. Paul Bradshaw. This fictional character has found his way into the real world with a mission that will mesh the metal genre with every other music genre there is. He only creates music that he likes. He doesn't care what you like, or if you like what he creates. He will always do what he wants to do. Matt Damon was sent to help him on this mission, but bailed to be an actor. Even though this happened, Paul Bradshaw still thanks Matt Damon for everything that he's done for him at every show during the song "Who We Are". Do You Remember Paul Bradshaw Radio?
Who the f*ck is Paul Bradshaw?
I'm Not Paul Bradshaw
Why is this Paul Bradshaw stankin' up my Myspace bulletin board?
Are you, or are you not Paul Bradshaw?