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"he or she couldn't set up a piss in a brewery",means that someone is so useless that can't do anything properly,not even getting drunk (getting pissed) in a brewery.it's a scottish saying
"who is gonna book the restaurant ?" "billy says he'd take care of it" "oh,fuck, billy?he couldnt set up a piss in a brewery"
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A brewery in sparta, tennessee. They primarily use septic runoff, food coloring and an overpowering amount of hops. To sum it all up "paradoxically balanced".
Have you had the ass roots or j Henry bullshit ale at calfkiller brewery?
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A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.
"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"
"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"
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also known as the taint, the duck butter brewery is the land that sits between a person's brown eye and ball sack. It naturally produces duck butter.
dude 1: what the hell is that smell?
dude 2: my brother, that's just another productive session at the duck butter brewery.
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When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
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the act of pissing in someones mouth while they hold all of it in their mouth, and facefucking them afterwards
Snes: Hey fat fuck! I just gave someone my virginity.
George: Did you try out the pattingham brewery?