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When you slide a very far distance on a waxed floor in a pair of socks. Originally obtained from an episode of Brooklyn 99.
“Jake, did you see that the janitors just waxed the floor?”
Jake: “hold my beer, it’s time for the full bullpen.”
1. A man whose woman prefers to fuck a dildo rather than actually fuck him.
2. A catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. The bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.
1. Earl has a baby dick. That's why his girlfriend would rather fuck her dildo instead of him.
2. The bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.
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an act usually performed by girls when they are at a perfectly good party/bar but still need to repeatedly call or text to see if there is something/somewhere "better" they should be;related to calling the bullpen for a better pitcher in Major League Baseball. They even call friends that they know are home to make sure they know they are out at a party so they dont think less of them. They think that they look cool because they have options when actually they look stupid because they are the only ones that are not caught up in the amazing times in front of them.
Jess is forever talking mad loud when she is calling the bullpen. That girl is never allowed on sparks st. again.
Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.
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Women who seek out baseball players for sexual encounters, essentially baseball groupies. This especially applies to groups of women who sit in the stands near the bullpen, hoping to talk to players.
The Bullpen Beef were sitting in the stands, talking to the relief pitcher, and hoping he would take them out with some of the other players for a nice meal at the Outback, followed by fellatio.
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A Girl that no matter what you say or do, will be ready for you at any moment.
Jack - "What ever happened to Janet?"
John - "O we broke up, but shes a starter in the Bullpen"
I asked ted if he wanted to stay for another drink. Said he was going home for an Aggressive bullpen session after being turn down by the chick at the bar.
D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. The bullpen of this team ruins nearly every lead the excellent starting pitchers gets, from Randy Johnson to Zac Gallen. Bullpen problems have been with this team since 1998 when they appeared, and they haven't gotten better. Indeed, in 2021 and 2022, the bullpen lost 41 games apiece, a franchise record. The bullpen is one of the problems which ruin an otherwise good team and a title contender, another notable problem being the Torey Lovoullo mindset, which states that all prospects who arrive in the MLB late in the season should be replaced with bad but old players so as to keep the prospect status for another year to vie for the ROY title. This appeared in the Carroll/Luplow problem in Sep 2022.
Also used to refer to 'absolute trash'.
Dude, the D-backs bullpen blew another lead by Zac Gallen. What a shame.