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when someone has been analy invaded several times, they develop a patch of skin over their sphincter, called the charelston. chewing on said flap of skin is the charleston chew.
Man, last night i totally was munching on this girls charleston when she shat all over me
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A town in south carolina. Note: I say town because it doesn't qualify in my book as a city. The place is tiny. Looking for honest, real people? You're in the wrong place. The insecurities of people, not just in charleston, but all over the south runs rampant. For some reason, when it rains everybody drives like it's an ice storm. Food is not very good. Golf courses are great. Beaches are decent. If it wasn't for the College of Charleston, the town would look like Detroit. Bipolar-ism, split-personality, and schizophrenia are all common here. Wildlife here is cool. Weather is great aside from the hurricanes and incredible wave of pollen that blows through every spring. Unless you're lookin to cook, jobs are not plentiful. Just tellin it like it is, people. And yea, the girls are hot (and really, really dumb) if you're into teenagers... Also the racism is incredibly bad. Makes me want to vomit.
Bob: I went to Charleston for spring break.
Don: Oh, I'm sorry.
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Charleston is the second biggest city in South Carolina and 500,000 people live in the area, its wild tho in North Charleston you be seeing hella homeless people doing drugs at the bus stop, and don't go to James island unless you wanna get ya ass beat. Oh and old black people sit in shacks on the side of almost every road and sell grass baskets for 400$ or sum like that and they sound Jamaican.
Charleston is wild 😳😳😳😳😳
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a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?
ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
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A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
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When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.
She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.
a sexual act in which a woman, whlile giving a man oral sex, inserts her finger into his anus. Upon ejaculation, the woman holds his semen in her mouth and proceeds to lick and suck on her finger before swallowing the combination of semen and excrement.
That disgustingly dirty, dirty, filthy girl was so drunk she gave me a flaming Charleston at the party last night.
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