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To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.
On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"
At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"
The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.
"Dude so i was fucking this chick in the ass last night, and i totally gave her the condor.
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Somebodys mother who's really ugly and looks like a condor.
Can be adapted to anything ugly or uncool. Usually a "squawk" is followed in agreement
Docta Ghey: That girl is such a Condor
Mr Dude: SQUAWK!
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Stick them in your pussy and you wont het pregnant
Get your condors now and you will thank me
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A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.
"That girl is really hot"
"Dude, that's a total Condor"
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A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!
The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.
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You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.
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