Simple Plan

Okay.
Obviously all you cocksuckahs are retarded. =
Simple Plan is one of the BEST bands ever.
If you think they're whiny, oh well. They're teenagers. Fucking deal with it.
They're not trying to be punk. They're... college rock, or something like that. So get your facts straight before you make yourselfs look like idiots. Khay?

YOU: OMG, Simple Plan sucks so effing hard.
ME: Aww, HELL naw. Bitch.
YOU: What? You seriously LIKE them?
ME: What? You seriously DON'T like them?
YOU: Uhh... yeah.
ME: Faggot...

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Within Temptation

An amazing goth/metal band from deep in the heard of the NETHERLANDS, baby. They're amazing.

YOU: Have you heard of Evanescence?
ME: Well, duhhhhhhh...
YOU: Oh, well...
ME: Have you heard of Within Temptation?
YOU: No...
ME: *kicks you in the FAYCEEEE with twelve-inch monster boots on*

94👍 11👎

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

5👍 6👎

love

Love simply is a word. It is something that teenage boys will say to get into your pants. It is a strong feeling, but I'm not sure it even exists.

I love you
or
I am in love with him.

11👍 5👎

Yaoi

Okay, so there's obviously come confusion:
YAOI IS ONLY FOR ANIME.
Anything other than anime boyXboy is called SLASH.

YOU: OMG, I just read a new Harry/Draco yaoi smut!
ME: *stabs you with a hamster that spontaneously poofed into my hand*
YOU: What the hell was that for!?!?!?!?!?!
ME: *whistling* what was what for?

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Showchoir

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)

YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...

64👍 33👎

Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p

MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.

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