conundrum

1. answering someone with a pun

2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered

also see <b>kunundrum</b>

The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum.

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Conundrum

A mysterious chemical that provides a high unlike any other. Conundrum is most commonly ingested in its liquid form, but can also be smoked, snorted, huffed, applied topically, or injected. Usually made with coke and rum and/or drank from an official "Conundrum" bottle.

"I was so high on conundrum last night that I hooked up with some random asian chick...i think"

"This is quite the conundrum"

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conundrum

The state occurring when a delight conflicts with a concurrent displeasure.

I am often faced with a conundrum when my second head begins pleasurably licking my genitals, while my first head's tongue senses an immense funk.

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Conundrum

The act of envoking physical damage, most likely with a gun of some sort.

"Yo, we gotta connundrum those fools."
"Fo' real yo."

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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

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dodo’s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.

Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum

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The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."