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The council

the council is a group of immortal beings made up of: shaggy, Carl Wheezer, Yamcha, Iggle piggle, Garfield and Shrek

the council will decide your fate

by Peepeeman1 May 25, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Council

Is a government body in each town, they thrive to find ways of getting as much money off of you as they can.

Another bill from the council

by DeadlyEmu February 18, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Councilitis

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

by MarkBackers July 8, 2014


Counciling

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!

by Alex Hudock July 9, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Council

the council is a word for an underground pot smoking organization. The workings of this group of are unknown as well as symbol and members. Since the begining of this group other similar chapters have sprung up, but the original group was started in a little city in southern California.

Anthony- dude you get a text?
Michael- yea man council meeting tonight.
Anthony- ill have to pick up then.

by Spazz2828 October 25, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Council Princess

A girl who lives with benefits&fed by council.
She always wears the shiny glittering dresses but still looks cheap however she is a princess!
You can see her around your house talkin on the phone,show off her clothes to the random people,gossiping with her otherhalf..

*--I went to shopping today,look how is my dress?

---Waow it's cool!buuuut is it just a bit looks vulgar ha?How much did you pay for it?

*--Really? it's just ยฃ10 it's nothin girl !

---Nice..But don't wear it around here,otherwise you would seem like a Council Princess blabla......

by hsktr January 6, 2011


Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

136๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž