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Denim is an goffy,funny,crazy, and smart person she is and amazing friend and girlfriend. If you find a denim make sure you hold on tight to her because that’s an amazing person to have. Denim is a very attractive person very social and knows a lot of people she is beautiful and make sure you hold on tight to her cause she’s a amazing best friend and will ride and die with you.
Joyce: have you seen denim?
David: No. But Joyce I got this crush on her can you help me tell her?
Joyce: That’s my best friend!🤗😝😜
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A sweet, kind, caring and considerate girl. Usually has an awesome boyfriend and is a great kisser. Enjoys hanging out with friends and texting. People dont usually like her because of her weird name.
Boy: Did you see Denim today?
Girl: No... Why?
Boy: She was making out with her boyfriend
Girl: Oh I hear she's a great kisser!
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Denim is a cool funny mean ass person who really doesn't give a fuck about shit and has a big penis
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When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.
Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?
On April 29th, we wear denim as a big fuck you to all rapists.
The campaign began after a ruling by the Italian Supreme Court where a rape conviction was overturned because the justices felt that since the victim was wearing tight jeans she must have helped the person who raped her remove her jeans, thereby implying consent. The following day, the women in the Italian Parliament came to work wearing jeans in solidarity with the victim.
A:"Why are you wearing jeans in quarantine?"
B:"Dude! It's April 29, it's denim day!"
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A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.
Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.
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Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.
Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.
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