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Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).
Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.
Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).
My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.
A large, roundish, african american woman who has converted to islam while still keeping her inner city roots. Burka Bitches seem to be exceedingly common in center city and north philadelphia.
Shaniqua - Look at dat burka bitch thinkin she is all dat.
Shaquisha - Gurrrl, I knew her when she was just Lakeisha Washington.
The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.
Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.
Marge - No
Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"
Marge - Right Trash, indeed!
A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.
I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.
"and Spa " is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is. Usually added to salon, inn and hotel names. Usually "and Spa" translates to "the establishment has running tap water".
I'm going to get my hair done at Shaniqua's Weaves and Spa.
Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.
Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.