didgeridoo

da best instrumant baby! cost sum lettuce but the vibes are best!long hollow wood to blow through.

He blew on his didgeridoo like a pig cooling his oat flakes.

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didgeridoos

Digits, phone number, mathematics

D: Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to?
T: I got her didgeridoos son!

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didgeridoo

Cockney ryhming slang for loo

guy: Hey I'm just going to the didgeridoo

gal: ok

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Didgeridoo

A tall/long/big bong

Yo pass me the didgeridoo

Quick jam sesh w the didgeridoo before we head to the pregame?

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Didgeridooing

Putting a didgeridoo inside of your vagina/anus and farting/queefing into it to amplify the sound

“I don’t play the didgeridoo, but I do like didgeridooing!”

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Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.

Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

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