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A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.
So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.
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somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball
nice catch.... geodude
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he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa
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A curly rang attending North Sydney Girls High. Evolves into Graveler at age 21
"Geodude, look! Your in the photo!"
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Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.
*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude