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The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.
"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"
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A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.
Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
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Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Geodude, I choose you!
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A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.
So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.
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A curly rang attending North Sydney Girls High. Evolves into Graveler at age 21
"Geodude, look! Your in the photo!"
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When you insert your cock into your girls mouth and she mudslides it down and then you rock smash her vagina into eternal orgasm that sets her into hospital.
Daz: Obelisk fam you dont know what happened to me dude, I've been at the police station ever since I was geoduding with my girl.
StephanM: Dave bro I want to play fgunz but I've still got a warrant for geoduding with this ugly ass trick.
the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
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