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Gerard

A person who seems incredibly sensible and mature. But when they have a couple of units of alcohol in their bloodstream, turn into mad, gullible, fun-loving idiots.

"Look at him flying down the hill on that office chair!"
"I know, he's a right Gerard!"

by Cheeksachu November 8, 2012

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Gerardism

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...

Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!

by Bang Bang. You're Dead. November 12, 2007

46๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerard

A gerard basically means the cutest and most romantic guy ever to exist. The kind of guy who would give his girlfriend a diamond ring on Valentine's day just because.

"Gerard gave Janie the most amazing ring. She's so lucky to have him as a boyfriend. "

by Litlgirl00 March 14, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerard

A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with. Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank. Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper. Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.

"Guess who helped me with my problems today?"

"Who!?"

"Gerard!"

"Oh my gosh! You are so lucky!"

:)

by A_zn! Hor$e. April 22, 2010

227๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerard

Intelligent, caring, nice, cute, and sexy person. He's into video games, which is so awesome. He's a fun person to be around and is missed so much when apart from him. Once you meet him, he'll be all you think about. He is an amazing person.

I'm trying hard to figure out just how I ever did without Gerard.

by BewitchingSamantha April 12, 2011

386๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerard

A very attractive male who tends to go for beautiful,tall girls with brown hair and love the colour blue.
Gerard is a very intelligent person who is always looking out for those who matter most and never forgets about what's really important.

He's favourite sex postions tend to be on a desk or wall but loves when girls are on top.

His sex name is known as RAMROD. Due to his large package. And he's quite proud of it.

Although he is strong, he tends to be weak.

Wow he's lucky he has a fit girl like that, his name must be Gerard.

by August123 April 19, 2013

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gerarding

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.

That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it

by willybeamer April 9, 2011